You Put Your Feet Up On The Dashboard.

 

This is what happens when the airbag goes off and you have your feet up on the dashboard.


No explanation is needed, as the picture of the injuries tells it all.

(A big thank you to Wendy Nielson, a FB friend, for bringing this to my attention).

(Originally posted on FB by Officer Daniels).

You Don't Look For Signs Of Cancer

 I HAVE RECTAL CANCER

Many people post this kind of news and say, If by posting, "Even if it helps only one person it will be worth it." My reason is to try to help thousands, no, try to get millions of people to seek help before they get cancer or at least try to catch it at an early stage. I'm only talking about rectal cancer as I know nothing about any other kind.
Your stools should be the color of and the consistency of peanut butter, the diameter of your thumb, and 12 to 18 inches long. It should look like a curled-up garden snake at the bottom of the toilet. Mine have not looked like that for many months, which I ignored until I had heavy bleeding which sent me to the hospital. My stools were pencil thin and only inches long and looked like a bunch of skinny worms floating in the toilet. If your stools are not like I described, I suggest you contact your doctor and see if you should get a colonoscopy.
Two weeks ago I had five radiation treatments which I believe may have helped to slow or stop the cancer growth as my stools are now a bit thicker, I mean a little thicker, but not much. The radiation itself wasn't bad but it continues to work which gives me up and down days: no explanation needed.
I start Chemo in two weeks. After a few sessions of an infusion and taking chemo pills I'll be checked by my oncologist and an MRI, probably repeat two more times, if things look good then get checked every three months. It looks good at this time that I may not need surgery and the overall outcome looks promising.
So, especially if you're an older person, look at your stools once in a while. If the shape has changed in the last few months, please see your doctor.
I am not a medical doctor. The above is only about myself and for general information only.

You Let Yourself Be Pence'd

 

You Believe That The AR-15 Is An Assault Rifle.

They are not. What you call an assault rifle, the AR-15 is not. It's merely a semi-auto rifle like a hundred other models.  Any type of gun or other items can be used to assault someone, e.g., an assault weapon: even a knife or hammer which are used hundreds of times a year to assault a person.

The irony of their argument is that they never include machine guns which are owned, legally, by over a million citizens.

You Don't Acknowledge Your Caregivers

Did "The Lady With the Lamp" clone herself and return? But before I continue this thought, I wish to thank all the caregivers who took care of me during my weekend stay in the observation unit of the ICU at Hartford Hospital in Hartford, Connecticut on the May 7th weekend.

Although Nicaya Benham-Marin, RN, and Emily Burke, RN did not carry a lamp like Florence Nightingale did while checking on her patients during the night during the Crimean War they lit up my room each time they entered. Besides taking care of me, upon seeing the concern in my wife they gave her a big hug that helped to relieve some of her anxieties. Later, they prepared me for discharge and gave my wife more hugs. (I got a couple of hugs myself which were very nice). 

Their outer beauty was only surpassed by their inner beauty, caring ways, empathy, and professionalism. I am sure on that Monday Ms. Nightingale was looking down and said, 

 "Well done."

You Believe That You’re Not Complicit In The Genocide Against The People Of Ukraine

It’s not happening to me, so why should I bother what my government is doing to the people of Ukraine, but it’s not just them. It’s also happening to the thousands of citizens in your own country who dared speak against your dictatorial government. And even now the government goons are arresting and jailing the peaceful protesters. Based on past practices of your government, they most likely are being tortured: those are your friends and neighbors.

That is what the German people thought in the ‘30s and ‘40s when their government killed 10 million of their own people. That government did not just kill six million Jews, but also the retarded, the insane, the sick, the aged, and the cripples. And then the bombs started falling and they most probably thought, “Why me, I didn’t do anything,” or “I was just following orders.”

Most probably, at this time, the bombs won’t be falling on you, but the murder and torture of your fellow citizens by your government will continue unabated. Stalin murdered twenty million of your citizens and starved millions of Ukrainians.

Belarus’s citizens are not innocent in this genocide either, as the invasion of an innocent country came from their border also.

Every person who allows and any government that takes away the freedom of any person is committing a crime against humanity. And, no one today can morally say, “It’s none of my business.” 

You Don’t Believe That The Best Defense Is A Strong Offense

What would I do if I had some say in the defense of my country.

My plan would be to use a battalion size (1,000) troop to go on the offensive into the country that invaded my country, to do to their citizens what the invaders were doing to my fellow citizens. The troop would not be able to continue their offensive for long; therefore, I would have another battalion at the border to cover their withdrawal from their pursuers.

While in the invading country, the battalion would cause as much damage, cause as much mayhem, and death as possible. I would have them plant booby-traps and mine the roads as they withdrew. Once one of the people in that city was killed or wounded by one of the traps the whole city would live in fear for months following the raid. This would cause the invading army to use some of their resources to try to clear the traps from the city and the mines from the roads. It also would cause the people in the other border towns to be paranoid and the military to wonder if or where or when another raid might occur; causing them to stretch their resources even further.

This, of course, would be an extremely dangerous mission, but would it be any more dangerous than merely staying on the defensive from a much stronger invading army? I think not.

Note: I am not a military strategist: merely a person who thinks.

You Don't Believe That The Democrats Are Using The Nazi Playbook.

The Democrat party is using a page right out of the Nazi playbook to browbeat the parents who won't go along with their agenda to vaccinate everyone, even down to 5-year olds.  The Nazi party went after the children, brainwashed them, and convinced them to go against their parents: many of the German children in the 1930s turned in their parents for infractions against the Reich.

Now, they enlisted Big Bird and all the other puppets on Sesame Street to try to convince the 5-year olds to insist that they be vaxed.  "But mommy, Big Bird said that I should get the shots."  And why wouldn't the young children believe the characters on Sesame Street?  They have been watching them for years with the blessing of their parents and told that Sesame Street is good.

 — Joseph Goebbels, minister of propaganda for the German Third Reich, would be proud of the Democrat party of today.

You Believe That Either One Is OK.